Author name: Endoxist

Gold Watch

And my most coveted thing is my high self-esteem And my low tolerance for them telling me how to lean See the most important parts are the ones that are unseen; See the wings don’t make you fly And the crown don’t make you king. Now God don’t like ugly, ain’t too happy about pretty …

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Damn Ye, Damn

Kanye posted this picture in his blog, with the heading: “New Toys!!!” Clearly, he is too motherfucken ballin to even begin to describe. From what I can see, (clockwise from bottom left) that’s a pair of HERMES Mid Sneakers, a Louis Vuitton Monogram Mirroir Keepall 55, the Louis Vuitton Damier Azur Keepall 50, a pair …

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Hello Creepers

Hey, thanks for taking the time out of your life, to be eternally in love with mine. To everyone else; thanks for stopping by, I hope you enjoy your reads. Discover Your Own Life!

Family Business

The best part about having a little sister is that you have a 24/7 on-call maid. The best part about having a little brother is that you can use him as a human pillow. Discover Siblings.

Treadmill

I know that obesity is sometimes heredity, and some people just don’t care about what they physically look like, but sometimes, it’s so BLATANT and in your face that you cant help but laugh, all the while thanking the Lord that you don’t look like that, while praying that someday you don’t end up looking …

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10 Essentials

If you frequent men.style.com, you know all about their 10 Essentials segment, where they highlight the 10 things that well-known fashion icons, celebrities and generally cool people absolutely can not live without. Well I figured I would have some fun with it, and create a satirical post about that. Once I gave it some thought, …

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Bollywood 101

Yesterday after work I did something which I don’t normally do (other than take 16th home). After dinner with the rents, I followed them up to their room and embarked on a wonderful journey which I haven’t had the pleasure of partaking in for a very long time; I watched a Bollywood movie. It was …

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99 Problems

“Son do you know why I’m stoppin you for?” Cause I’m young and I’m black and my hat’s real low, or do I look like a mindreader sir? I don’t know. Am I under arrest or should I guess some more? “Well you was doin fifty-five in the fifty-four; license and registration and step out …

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