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Hey, thanks for taking the time out of your life, to be eternally in love with mine. To everyone else; thanks for stopping by, I hope you enjoy your reads. Discover Your Own Life!
Family Business
The best part about having a little sister is that you have a 24/7 on-call maid. The best part about having a little brother is that you can use him as a human pillow. Discover Siblings.
Treadmill
I know that obesity is sometimes heredity, and some people just don’t care about what they physically look like, but sometimes, it’s so BLATANT and in your face that you cant help but laugh, all the while thanking the Lord that you don’t look like that, while praying that someday you don’t end up looking …
10 Essentials
If you frequent men.style.com, you know all about their 10 Essentials segment, where they highlight the 10 things that well-known fashion icons, celebrities and generally cool people absolutely can not live without. Well I figured I would have some fun with it, and create a satirical post about that. Once I gave it some thought, …
Bollywood 101
Yesterday after work I did something which I don’t normally do (other than take 16th home). After dinner with the rents, I followed them up to their room and embarked on a wonderful journey which I haven’t had the pleasure of partaking in for a very long time; I watched a Bollywood movie. It was …
So Ture
“Calgary is boring, and people love drama.They just hype everything.”
99 Problems
“Son do you know why I’m stoppin you for?” Cause I’m young and I’m black and my hat’s real low, or do I look like a mindreader sir? I don’t know. Am I under arrest or should I guess some more? “Well you was doin fifty-five in the fifty-four; license and registration and step out …
Paperless
It seems that everyone these days is preaching the message of handheld marvels such as the BlackBerry, PDA, Palm, Treo, etc. I’ve obviously bought into it, but I guess I really wasn’t use it to its full potential. Well, time to embrace technology. It really hit home when my boss walked into my office, saw …
RE: Apology
I would like to a moment to say Thank You. Thanks for teaching me the meaning of a true friend. Thanks for letting me spend my money on you, only to have you turn around and threaten my life. Thanks for asking me to drive you around. Thanks for pretending to be nice to me. …